| A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The
man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, bio mimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and
sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks,
"This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of
the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the
robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's
your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot
starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball,
supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really
impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one
more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says...real slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Bush again?"
Stolen from facebook.
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| I've done more work this week and played less than I have in my entire life. I don't know whether to cheer or cry  . Its amazing how strong we can be when we are forced too. Its amazing how strangers become friends in the face of adversity.
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| I'm staying with my friend Kelvin for the time being. I've lost EVERYTHING  and I didn't have insurance. I can't even attempt to recovery anything b/c the stairs burned down and the building is severely damaged structurally. I don't really know what I'm going to do about housing on a permanent basis and how I'm going to get back on track academically, hopefully I'll be able to sort those things out within the next few days... wish me luck .
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| My apt. just burned down... no joke |
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| Chun hasn't updated in a while...medschool has made this Chun particulary delerious. Chun is hungry....and chun definitely does not want to study neuroscience.....anyway hurray for chris's 360! |
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